Bird table terror
Though they claim to the contrary, cats make terrible dinner guests at the bird table.
Cats normally known for their sophistication and grace, display bad manners at bird feeders and bird tables. A few criminally minded cats have even been caught burgling bird houses.
Some guests try to blend in but fail
A good trick is to tell them the wrong address and hope they get bored waiting
Others turn up unexpected or cause a scene
They may swear their innocence, but...
...claiming to be devoid of any mischief...
...they always have their true intentions written all over their chubby little
For they have a very different dinner in mind than their hosts.
Sometimes it come as a buffet...
...but what they really all want is a bit of feline fine dining.